Thought I'd have a wee look, y'know, to see what people actually do. Got a wee bit hooked on the instant messenger thing last night and... well anyway, was scrolling through the soundbites ("Could it b u???"; "Massage therapist seeks patients"; "Gentle Giant from Glasgow") when
"Looking for excrement!"
jumped out at me. Strange people, I thought to myself.
Of course it turned out to be excitement - time I went to bed...

Bwahahaha...
I used to work in the children's section of a bookstore, and one day after a long shift, the lyrics in the piped-in, constantly-playing kiddie music sounded scarily like, "You're gonna die-ie-ie, you're gonna diiiieeee..."
Turns out it was "You're gonna FLY." Achieve your dreams and all.