Thought I'd have a wee look, y'know, to see what people actually do. Got a wee bit hooked on the instant messenger thing last night and... well anyway, was scrolling through the soundbites ("Could it b u???"; "Massage therapist seeks patients"; "Gentle Giant from Glasgow") when

"Looking for excrement!"

jumped out at me. Strange people, I thought to myself.

Of course it turned out to be excitement - time I went to bed...