a. list seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself
b. tag seven people to do the same
c. do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it"

1) My driving instructor cancelled our lesson 2 weeks ago and said he'd be in touch... I strongly suspect he's dumped me.

2) Our gineau-fowl escaped at the weekendand can be found waddling around the industrial estate in procession looking ugly and indignant.

3) I've had Ian Dury's "Billericay Dickie" stuck in my head all week.

4) I pretend to hate the cats, but when Freddie sat on my chest and started washing my face last night it made me laugh.

5) I got the second-highest grade in Scotland for my Higher English.

6) My estranged husband used to call me "Mrs Ghastly Banana Hammocks".

7) I'm fiercely protective of my washing-up bowl; improper usage will result in shouting and bad language.

I tag:
Donny_ton
jokrack
Strangeways
doddsbloggs
cropwings
10loves10 (if only to read the resulting diatribe!)
davidjohn

And now I'm going to bed. N'night.