What five things are you grateful for today and why?

1) My mum. She really does know everything.

2) My friends, real and "imaginary" - make the awful things less awful and the good things even better.

3) The animals. They don't give a toss if I've made an arse of myself today; they're just glad I'm home.

4) My job. I've wanted to be doing this for a decade and a half, and now I finally am. Long may it last.

5) Funny stuff. It's all over the place if you only look for it. And it's good. Especially Jack's signs.