"Would you do topless cleaning for £20 an hour?"
I'm far more interested in tea and toast than Occasional Housemate's hypotheses; inform her that I would and start squeezing my teabag.
"Well, then I might just have a job for you next week," she smirks, and departs quick-smart.
Not so hypothetical, then. Cheeky bint! Who does she think she's speaking to? I mean - cleaning..?
