Sorry, what?!?

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Sorry, what?!?

by midorikaeru @ 28 Feb. 2008 – 22:03:07

I just took a peek at a survey on MySpace. It had these questions in it (alongside, to be fair, some normal-ish ones).

5. What is your hairy doing today?

8. Have you ever had a black and white minstrel?

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wymondham who is be straight?

17. Last time you went to smoke Six Fags?

18. Do you have any toiletry paper in your house?

23. Last time you had someone cork for you?

28. Do you pick nose guitar?

42. What is the last thing you stuffed?

43. Did you ever drink Pepsi and Meths?

48. Last time you farted under a carpet?

49.do you have a black thing?

Can anybody pleeeeeeeeeease enlighten me as to how one goes about farting under a carpet..?
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- 28 Feb. 2008 @ 23:21:11
How's your hairy doing today, mido?
- - midorikaeru
  - 29 Feb. 2008 @ 17:10:32
  It's doing well. Would you like me to cork for you?
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    - 29 Feb. 2008 @ 17:13:17
    OK, but only if you have toiletry paper in the house.
    - - midorikaeru
      - 29 Feb. 2008 @ 17:14:17
      I couldn't be without it; my black and white minstrel wouldn't stand for it.
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        29 Feb. 2008 @ 17:15:44
        
        Do you know anyone who lives in Wymondham who is be straight, btw? I'm asking on behalf of a 'friend'.
        
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        29 Feb. 2008 @ 17:18:02
        
        I've only met one person from Wymondham. He had a black thing...
        
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        29 Feb. 2008 @ 18:18:36
        
        He sounds like a Pepsi & Meths man to me!
        
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    - 29 Feb. 2008 @ 17:14:40
    I just stuffed a potato btw... I thought I'd better do this as a precautionary preamble to playing a little nose guitar.
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- 29 Feb. 2008 @ 10:27:21
Dunno about farting under a carpet, but my dog knows how to crap on a rug. Excuse me, I'm off to smoke Six Fags...
- - midorikaeru
  - 29 Feb. 2008 @ 17:11:58
  You'll have to clean it up with some toiletry paper...
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